Well folks, it’s that time again when we feature yet another colossal fuck-up on Wargaming’s part.
Now, if you’ll remember (and you probably don’t) we did a story right after we got this site rolling about how Meatslab tried to attend a World of Tanks gathering in Mobile, Alabama. You might want to read up on that before you proceed. (The TLDR is: Wargaming completely fucked up a gathering.)
Now, right about the same time they were fucking up down in Alabama, they also pretended they were an active member of GENCON 2017. They of course weren’t. They were too fucking poor to be a part of it, so they set up a makeshift tent a couple blocks away and tried to lure in customers like a pack of fucking vultures as they walked past on the way to GENCON proper.
It just never ends, does it? OF COURSE NOT! Welcome to yet another gathering fail, this time by the idiots over at World of Warships!
So let’s set this up: There’s this thing called PAX that most rational, thinking people don’t really give a fuck about as it’s dominated primarily by Magic the Gathering and displays only a low rent, half-assed effort on Sony’s part. Even with that, Wargaming decided it was in their best interest to set up a gathering to take advantage of it.
Now, this is not posted on Word of Warships web page. It’s only on the forum. What’s more, the announcement was done in a very half-assed manner by somebody that probably plays Magic the Gathering. Here it is:
Yeah. Lot of fucking effort went into that.
Someone also needs to tell those asshats that they’re not 13-year-old’s anymore. Act and dress like the fucking middle-aged losers you are, idiots. At least then maybe I’d have a bit of respect for you.
Oh who am I kidding? No the fuck I wouldn’t.
At any given rate, the members of World of Warships who set this up posted a half assed schedule (with no times or anything of that nature…you know…shit that rational grown ups provide so you have a fucking clue where to go and when). Here it is with my commentary in red. (Yes, the irony that they use red is intended.)
And of course they didn’t fucking show up!
So it’s business as usual for Wargaming: Try to mooch off of a large gathering of the gaming world because you’re so fucking broke you can’t actually pay to take part in it, then stiff your fucking players that actually show up looking for your stupid asses. (Why, I’ll never know.)
And the payoff is this: when those guys stated they were there, what do you think happened?
- Did the World of Warships people post saying where they were?
- Offer an apology such as “Well, sorry we missed you”?
- Point to a few photos of where they were and what they had been up to?
Fuck no. Here’s what they got:
Yeah. PM me so I can give you some bullshit story without airing it out in public and getting my slack ass hated on and having to create yet another account because I’ve lost all credibility for the 8th fucking time.
Typical Warfailing in action, folks.
These guys couldn’t plan to take a shit properly, let alone anything else. Jesus wept…somebody pull the fucking plug on these assholes and put them and all of us out of our collective misery.
And on a Parthian shot, that fine dining establishment they wanted to meet at and never showed? Here it is:
Yeah. Classy. Real classy.