Taugrim – Yet Another Asshole Poser

Well folks, here we go again with yet another douche bag that acts like a kind, gentle guru in public but you get him in a pub match and he shows his pure asshole attitude.

It’s the same fucking thing EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME. They are ALL the same.

They create these channels and spend their lives playing games for “a living” with every waking moment they have, abandoning anything approaching a personal life so they can be good at a free-to-play game and then treat everybody else like shit.

Then of course they cherry pick games and edit the flying fuck out of their videos to show only their good actions and guru-like advice. They take it a step further by saying that they’re “here to help” and offer “free advice” for players so they can “improve” their game.

Hey, asshole:

IT’S A FUCKING GAME!!!

PEOPLE PLAY IT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, SCREW AROUND A BIT, AND THAT’S IT!!!

They’re not relying on it to give them an income because they’re a failure at life. They’re also not so narcissistic as to believe that playing a free-to-play pixel tank game has any bearing at all on what kind of person they are.

But Taugrim sure as fuck thinks ALL of that shit. He spends most of his life on it. He even does it at work a great deal because it completely consumes his entire life.

So let’s get to it, shall we?

Now, this was posted on the official World of Tanks forum and of course everybody jumped on the case of the OP, ridiculed his ass, reported the shit out of him and got him banned…because, you know, stat whores look out for each other, right?

Here’s the OP that is of course deleted:

Now, in the interest of fair play here (we actually do it here, unlike the cock-suckers over at Wargaming) we think Necrodemus is a prick as well. I mean, who the fuck goes on and on about being a great player and giving advice when out of 27,000 games just over 15,000 of them have been spent in a fucking T5 Stug III G?

Well, apparently Necrodemus does. He’d be far better served keeping his fucking pie hole shut. But that’s not the point for now. More on this later.

You can always tell the douche bags in any World of Tanks game because they’re always the first to start posting messages on what to do. And not surprisingly, the first to post in this game is Taugrim, followed immediately by Necrodemus…a match of douche bags made in heaven.

Yep. There you have it. Fearless leader douche bag Taugrim posts first because, as we all know, the universe revolves around him so he needs to let everybody know what he’s doing so they can completely abandon any original thought and do as he wants.

Then of course you have Necrodemus posting…whatever the fuck that is. It’s a match made in heaven. But hang in there, folks, it gets better. Eventually, the entire team proves to be douche bags.

After that, these assholes weigh in:

Yeah. OK.

Folks, this is a FREE-TO-PLAY PIXEL TANK GAME that has been going for about 30 fucking seconds at this point, and just LOOK AT IT!!!

Note to Wargaming: This is what happens when you do NOTHING about bullying, insults, trolling, and all the other bullshit that goes with it. In less than a minute, the entire match has digressed into a shit slinging contest.

And folks, it’s a pick ’em as to who the winner is.

It goes on:

Such cooth. Such restraint. Such wisdom. Such teaching skills.

And that’s who Taugrim really is, folks: just another shit talking asshole that edits all his shit HEAVILY to look like an all-around good guy when the truth of the matter is he’s just another in a very long line of asshole douche bags.

Taugrim’s real name is Ed Park. Well…it sort of is. It’s actually Edward Brian Park (P.O. Box 640187, San Francisco, CA 94164 – (415) 921-5204 if you’re interested). His parents really, really, REALLY wanted to Americanize his ass.

So the game goes from there into a complete fucking shit storm as most World of Tanks games do with Necrodumbass firing back in typical butthurt fashion:

And the retorts:

Yeah. That’s typical run of the mill World of Tanks EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME. Which is, of course, why half the player base quit playing it, Wargaming started losing their ass, had to shut down everything they could, fire 120 people and relocated to a god damned dentist office in Austin, Texas to try to stay afloat a little longer.

Fact of the matter is, pretty much EVERYBODY on that team that game should be permanently chat banned.

One would think it would end at that, but it doesn’t. Good old helping, guru, kind, all-knowing Ed has to have a parthian shot by PM’ing Necroidiot in the garage:

Yeah. Very adult of you.

For a 45 year old working for Wells Fargo, that’s pretty fucking low.

But then again, Wells Fargo has been paying out billions in fucking fines for being douche bags and screwing people over hand over fist as well…so he fits right in, doesn’t he?

Here’s the complete game video. Fair warning: It’s fucking PAINFUL to watch…especially on Necroshithead’s part. He literally never fires a shot.

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20 Responses

  1. Gomez_Adams says:

    Why am I not surprised?

  2. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    It’s like an onion, there’s always another layer underneath.

  3. Icon_Charlie says:

    45 and working in a no where type of job…. BUT a he’s gud with digital pew pew…. Typical… fanboi… Hell I was fucking retired at 43. I remember the shock on my bosses faces when I told them all to suck a dick and left. Moral of the Story… Get your priorities straight. Real life comes first. This is only a game and really not that good of one anymore.

  4. Beornotns says:

    Good on ya for retiring at 43! Here I am, staring 50 in the face, and nowhere NEAR retirement… And you are all better at WoT than me too…

    Oh well… At least my daughter is getting a decent education…

    ~B

  5. Icon_Charlie says:

    Beornotns You are doing the right thing on taking care of family. I retired because I had enough of the bullshit of dealing with other people’s bullshit. And I could do it because my investment strategy worked out correctly. “It takes money to make money and if you save money you can make money”. BUT… Take care of your family… to me that is far more important than the all mighty dollar. Some people tend to forget that fact.

  6. TheFouledAnchor says:

    Well, again, ain’t that some shit? Never really watched much of his stuff, but I always thought he was a nice guy. Wrong again. Just another big fat hairy monkeyfucker.

  7. WolfAttack_1 says:

    The “415” area code is not California. I get it that it is a P.O. box. What’s with that?

  8. Thing 1 says:

    It’s his T-Mobile cellular phone number registered in his wife’s name. His credit is fucked, so he can’t get one himself.

  9. Icon_Charlie says:

    @ WolfAttack Area Code 415 is in the San Francisco/Marin area but you can take your area code number with you on your cell to where ever you live currently

  10. bohewulf says:

    First of all, the greatest douchbag here is the one who posts the real-life address of a person without his permission.

    Second, pinging the area where a scout is about to scout is a perfectly fine behaviour. It’s not, as portrayed, a sign af arrogance but rather a sign of teamplay as it points ur team towards easy targets and therefore easy damage.

    Third, pointing out that described “improved” tactic of camping would lead at max. to a 50-52% winrate is not an insult but a fact.

    Fourth, defending against an asshole trying to insult or provoke you is perfectly fine.

    And finally, I agree that one of Taugrim’s wording could have been phrased better or should have been avoided in the first place: “… retared fucking team”. This is basically ALL what could be criticized here. Which is actually nothing for anyone who (a) knows the described situation and (b) is not a stupid snowflake.

  11. Thing 1 says:

    First off, don’t act like a fucking douche bag and you have nothing to worry about.

    Second, that’s not what he did, dumb fuck.

    Third, abusing people in the game isn’t a fucking “tactic”. It’s being a fucking douche bag.

    Fourth, you don’t fuck with people. Full stop. You report them and move on. You know…like the fucking 45 year old father of two adult he’s SUPPOSED to be.

    And finally, it’s a fucking pub match you dipshit. What the fuck did he expect?

  12. Gomez_Adams says:

    That’s what strikes me as so funny about people these days: they get really bent out of shape when you tell people who they are.

    The reason for that is simple: they’re embarrassed about who they are. They’re ashamed of what they do. The only reason they ever did it to begin with is because they were confident that nobody would ever put two and two together and figure out who they are.

    I mean really. Think about it. With more and more companies doing internet searches for people to weed out potential problem employees, imagine what they will think when they see grown men acting like this.

    It’s one thing to lose your cool. It happens to the best of us. But that is not what this guy did. This guy used his position as a Wargaming golden boy to abuse others knowing full well he would suffer no penalty for doing so.

    Well, here’s hoping future employers never find this page. I mean, would you hire him after seeing all of this and seeing his behavior?

    I certainly wouldn’t. In fact, I think only Wargaming would. They seem to thrive on this very sort of bad behavior.

  13. Thing 1 says:

    Yahtzee!

  14. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Wow, right when you think it’s out of sight and mind something spurs them out of no where. I wonder what suddenly inspired them to come to this thread, and of all time’s now? Um, very curious.

  15. Thing 1 says:

    He’s crying like a little bitch over it, that’s why. If you Google up Taugrim, this story is 5th on the first page right next to his Facebook page, so everybody can see it. I’m sure that’s driving him fucking nuts.

    So now his middle aged German buddy from Nuremberg who’s also a wanna be streamer that ultimately nobody gives a fuck about has to come over to try to defend him. That’s the kind of shit life they have, Leftist. A fucking free to play pixel tank game is their entire lives. They’ll defend it and the fact they act like complete fucking douche bags to the bitter end. Which is going to be far sooner than they think.

    Edit to add: this story has 4,977 unique views. That’s a lot of fucking people.

  16. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    And for a tank game that is dying! I mean even Quicky Baby has posted his anthem on you tube about how the servers are dying! The Asian Server no loads BOTs at tiers all the way up to tier V or so, just to try and populate enough, to form games !! The next server up is THE NA SERVER ! For crying out loud the NA server is next up for “Full-Time” Bots at low population volume levels soon !

    Which means, their precious stats will be 10x more worthless now, as worthless as they are right now! The currency of the game is being devalued. Free to play is “failing” @ Wargaming.

    Soon, there will be no one left for them to pad their stats with!,, With BOTs ? Wargaming will not play that for long! BOT’s do not have VISA cards.

  17. Thing 1 says:

    Yep. And I just got a couple PM’s from my man in Istanbul. They’re selling bonds with premium. Talk about pay to win, I mean fuck…it doesn’t get any more blatant than that. And Copeland (GeorgePreddy) is at it in full swing again. I think I’ve reached my limit with that fucker. Time to drop the 20 megaton warhead on his ass.

  18. Zeedox says:

    I had noticed Preddy was up to crap again

  19. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Preddy, Big, Loser “What a Bone Head.” And Wargaming Flooding their servers now with “Offical Bots” because not enough people anymore to create games anymore (especially the Asian Server, and Soon to start on the NA Server) The joke is they have allowed Bots in the game for a long time now. The population has just dropped so badly now, that the game is “Dying now.” And their selling Bonds with Premium, and cash$ ? WTF? What was the point of all Nerfing and balancing shit about all these years? It was all lies like we told everyone. Milking the player base for Cash! $ No Wonder everyone has abandoned the game !

  20. Gomez_Adams says:

    Some people never learn. I mean that for both parties, of course: Wargaming and GP.

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