TRUMP M 44

Sick of actually trying to learn the game?

Tired of getting your ass kicked by shit you can’t see?

Are you over getting bitched at by people for not killing anybody?

Then this is for you:

WarFailing and EWOT are proud to present:

THE TRUMP M 44

Folks, this is THE SPG you’ve been waiting all your life for! For the low, low price of just $6,450.00 you can troll the flying fuck out of EVERYBODY!

No, the hair does NOT give you the 413mm AquaNet armor bonus on this model. It DOES give you the TRUMP COMB-OVER RADAR GUIDANCE SHOT DELIVERY SYSTEM.

This patent pending system makes your arty accurate to within .0125 inches at a range of 30 miles. Since most maps are less than a couple thousand meters, you can rest assured your shots are going to blow everybody you shoot at clear to fucking Mars.

GUARANTEED!

Also available in a bundle! For the low, low price of just $10,000 in cash, your first born child, and a date with your wife, you get:

  • TRUMP M44
  • 10 Gold Rounds GUARANTEED to not only instantly vaporize whoever you hit, but it also infects their computer with a virus that only enables Barbara Streisand to be played on the speakers at full volume.
  • 7 days premium time (Only one day slightly guaranteed. OK, we’ll come clean, none of it is, but we feel it’s pretty safe to assume you’ll get at least one day.)

SO GET YOUR TRUMP M 44 TODAY!!!

MAKE BEING A WORTHLESS, COCK-SUCKING, ASSHOLE, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, AIDS INFECTED, EBOLA RIDDLED, FUCKTARD CLICKER GREAT AGAIN!!!

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6 Responses

  1. Insurrectional_Leftist says:

    Me, Me, Me, Take my Money Wargaming, I need to focus some Unicums ! Gotta go after some Unicums while I eat some potato chips and snacks LMAO! With this Trump M44, I can rain down on all those Unicum farmers who set in the back and use their team mates as meat shields. Thanks Wargaming! Here take my money. Make Arty Great again !! Go Trump M44 🙂

  2. Gomez_Adams says:

    I’m with you! I kid you not, if it was real, and really for sale, and I had the money, I’d buy it in a heartbeat. I’d get me a bottle of Glenfiddich, some chocolate, and game on all day long!

  3. Zeedox says:

    Even better. You know those tokens needed to finish some of the latest stupid marathons?
    Any left over and not used are LOST! No gold, no refund, no using on another marathon tank.
    That’s right – wg has done it again to the players and still refuses to kiss us first!
    http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/561301-bend-over-folks-thanksgiving-tokens-not-used-are-lost/
    “Regarding the remaining unused tokens, they will not be converted to gold and will expire as soon as you finish your current mission”

    FUCK YOU

  4. Thing 1 says:

    Funny you post this shit when I am literally right in the middle of a story about them robbing the player base blind with this shit.

  5. Zeedox says:

    You can kill one of the double post.

    I had had only one coffee by then.

  6. Thing 1 says:

    No problem. LOL! On my second cup now…just starting to wake up.

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