Golden Joystick? We think not! You decide!

Well, folks, here we go. In another move that can best be described as blatant, wanton denial, World of Tanks has actually come up with the mitigated gall to post this bullshit.

And once again, for those too lazy to click the link:

Yeah. That old chestnut. Can you BELIEVE this shit?

Now, for those of you who have been living in a cave or had your head so far up Wargaming’s ass you don’t know where they leave off and you begin, the last time World of Tanks actually won a Golden Joystick was 2013. That of course was back when the game was still worth a shit.

But every year they spam this shit all over their owned pages (Their own forum and site, Armored Patrol, Ritaskank’s, etc.) to try to get another award to somehow try to bolster their reputation, which in the gaming world right now ranks somewhere near the Jeffrey Dahmer Fan Club for Wayward Homicidal Maniacs level of excellence.

Well, we’ve got a better idea: How about a Golden Dildo Award? I mean, think about it: If they win the GDA, they can actually sit on it every time they decide to fuck us over.

What’s more, we can symbolically sit on it every single time we’re dumb enough to log on after a patch hoping beyond all hope that they’ve actually fixed ANYTHING, thus in effect applying a self inflicted “go fuck yourself”.

It’s a PERFECT award all the way around!

So, we’re throwing down a poll to decide which award Wargaming gets –


Or This:


Golden Joystick or Golden Dildo Award?

  • Golden Dildo (96%, 97 Votes)
  • Golden Joystick (4%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 101

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