Ladies and Gentlemen, EWOT Products is proud to present Uberdice Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash! We worked in close contact with none other than Khalil Amilbangsa, who is none other than Uberdice himself to capture the PURE essence of full-blown, second-to-none, ULTIMATE douchebag!

This wash is GUARANTEED to make you:

  • Talk like
  • Act like
  • Feel like
  • Dress like
  • Look like

the ULTIMATE douchebag that deep down you know you really are! Don’t think so? Well, don’t take our word for it! Here’s Khalil himself to prove how effective Ultimate Douchebag Body Wash really is:

Dress like a douchebag:

Stand around alone like a know-it-all douchebag:

Grin like an “I just swallowed a mouth-full of jizz” douchebag:

Yes, folks, YOU TOO can be a full-blown, over-the-top, ULTIMATE Douchebag!

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