Meet the Assholes – Wargaming Employees

Well folks, here we are after the big fucking debacle of Sir Foch gate. Wargaming, more specifically Wargaming North America, in their typical classless display of ineptitude, tried their level best to take this whole thing from debacle to full-blown three ring circus with their empty, made up, bogus, fuck-witted posts trying to somehow justify the complete bullshit that took place from the get go.

For those of you who have been under a fucking rock the last few days, here’s the CliffsNotes:

  • Last Friday, Sir Foch made another video that was typical Sir Foch: foul mouthed, passionate, and in your face. As always. Nothing new there.
  • Wargaming (EU)  freaked the fuck out for whatever reason and told him to take it down and removed Sir Foch’s Community Contributor rights.
  • Sir Foch, standing his ground, refused to take the video down.
  • Wargaming EU, namely Ph3lan, threatened Sir Foch with a copyright strike. (This is some serious shit for YouTubers.)
  • Wargaming EU, namely Njail, then makes a post saying they never did threaten a copyright strike and they never would do that.
  • Sir Foch then post the screen shots of Ph3lan actually making the threats.
  • Wargaming EU starts back-peddling like a bitch making excuses for what they did.
  • Everybody finds out just exactly how full of shit Wargaming EU is.
  • Wargaming EU then starts making all kinds of appologies and in general starts stroking the general populace in a vain effort to mitigate the absolute PR disaster this has turned out to be.
  • Just about the time the flames are getting under control, Wargaming North America (read as “That Complete Village Idiot Asshat Collective out in California) decides to send out all kinds of completely made up bullshit and in effect drops a 2500  pound Thermite bomb on the whole goddamed thing all over again.
  • Wargaming issues even more apologies, in effect telling Wargaming NA to shut the fuck up and stay out of it.

That’s the CliffsNotes, folks. Other shit has happened in between, like Jim putting up a video over at the Jimquisition over it (well worth the watch) and of course Jingles pretending to quit but at the same time saying he’s not quitting because he’ll keep doing videos anyway, and of course his little fuck buddy, on again-off again fiance and resident housing moocher Rita doing the same thing…yea. Fucking sickening. Those two were made for each other. They both have the spines of a jelly fish and the morals of…well…Wargaming.

So, all of that said, who are these assholes? I mean really. Who are they? Surely there has to be some accountability to something other than an avatar and a screen name. Surely there is a way to find out just exactly who these fucking assholes are so that they can be made to answer the fucking bell should anybody want them to.

Well, folks, there is. Right here. This page is a work in progress. We’re going to find out who all these assholes are and list them here one by one. We’ll hunt down every single last one that is within our power to find.

All of that said, here are the assholes we know of so far. Feel free to drop them a line, send them an email or give them a call and tell them exactly what you think of their fucking moronic bullshit and tell them to FIX IT!!!


Wargaming North America

Jay Stuart Cohen

General Manager – Wargaming North America
This is the head asshole in charge. This is the guy that has completely fucked up the North American Server.

1260 Hopkins St Apt 1
Berkeley, CA 94702
(510) 658-3935
NEW: (510) 524-0579

Email: [email protected]

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Paul Barnett

Director of Community/Streaming/Social
Nowhere in gaming is there a greater example of complete failure than this asshole.

772 Walnut St Apt 15
San Carlos, CA 94070
(571) 278-4872

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Brian Jakubson

Former Community Manager known as Ghostprime
Social Media Fuck-up Extrodinaire known as Meathead Militia

Original Home Address:
15 Bright Hill Dr
Clinton Ct 06413-1801
(860) 669-8711

California:
6401 Shellmound St. Apt 8107
Emeryville CA 94608-1082

Email:
[email protected]
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Felicia Johnson (Alias Felicia Michelle Perry)

Customer Service Manager known as  NyxWGA
This is the bitch responsible for all your tickets being complete and utter bullshit.

2701 Garrity Ct
Pinole, CA 94564
(206) 512-9242

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Melinda B. Heilman (Alias Melinda R. Heilman)

Former Customer Support  (Low rent copy and paster)
Community Admin Fuck-up Extraordinaire known as Dance210 (And a really shitty player as well.)

Original Home Address:
1009 Plateau Ln
Raleigh, NC 27615
(919) 685-5471

California:
1144 Hyde St. Apt 402
San Leandro, CA 94577-4506
(510) 815-8434

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Nicholas Theodore Moran

Resident Gomer Pyle Wanna-be known as The_Chieftain

7344 Ione Ct
Dublin, CA 94568
(925) 263-2188
NEW: (415) 699-5579

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Alex Brewer-Disarufino

Senior PR Manager North America (Definitely THE asshole that should be fired.)

4307 Gilbert St.
Oakland CA 94611-5131
(718) 855-0352 (NY Phone)

Email: [email protected]

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Jake Neri

Head of Player Experience (Yea. He should DEFINITELY be shit-canned)
Former Director of Customer Relations (And he failed miserably at that too!)

3704 Whitworth Dr
Dublin, CA 94568
(650) 274-2685

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Jamie King

Public Relations Manager (Another one for the shit-heap)
Former Community Manager (And was a complete, utter, epic failure at it.)

1231 40th St Apt 336
Emeryville, CA 94608
(801) 608-0064

Email:
[email protected]
[email protected]

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Chris Jung

Monetization Specialist (This guy thinks up ways to rob you blind.)

1239 Dwight Way
Berkeley, CA 94702
(510) 260-6197

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Erik Whiteford (Alias Hans E. Whiteford)

Director of Marketing and Communication – Wargaming North America
(Now THIS guy has flat out fucking failed beyond the ability of words to describe. I mean, a Communications Director that still uses AOL & Yahoo?! Seriously?!)

10 Lupine Dr
Corte Madera, Ca 94925-1715
(415) 924-8039

Email:
[email protected]
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Wargaming Europe

Marek Tučan (Uses the fake name Florian Mentl)

Head of Community Management known as Njial

This is the asshole that lied saying that Wargaming has never and would never issue a copyright strike. Yea. He should be shit-canned as well.

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Zoltán Sipos

Community Manager (EN/EU) known as Ph3lan

This is the asshole that started the whole god damned mess by threatening Sir Foch with the copyright strike. This fucking waste of life should be taken out back and have the shit kicked out of him.

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